Friday, January 1, 2010

Review: The Vampire is Just Not That Into You

  • Title: The Vampire is Just Not That Into You
  • Author: Vlad Mezrich
  • Reading level: Young Adult
  • Paperback: 176 pages
  • Received From: Received from Scholastic Publishing
  • Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks (October 1, 2009)
  • Genre: Fantasy/Fiction/Informative
  • Cover: B
  • Overall: B+
  • ISBN-10: 0545202388
Are you in love with a vampire? Are you worried that you might not be his (blood) type? Do you wonder whether that cold stare means he isn’t interested . . . or if it’s because he’s been dead for three centuries (nothing personal)? Have you tried to coax him out of his crypt with a flash of your neck or a near-death situation that requires him to save you at the very last possible moment? Have you ever considered what it will be like to introduce him to your mother?

Even though your vampire’s skin is transfixingly translucent, he can still be very hard to read. Sometimes he’s simply holding back his true feelings, resisting the urge to bite you in the chance that one day you will truly love him. And other times . . . well, he’s just not that into you.

I can't help but say I love books like this! When I was younger I would find books like this and try and figure out what ever it is whether it be; What type of boy is your type, or what should you be when you grow up, ect. So when I was sent this book in the mail to review I could not help but smile =).

What I first noticed about this book was that the author put a lot of time and effort into breaking down and categorizing the subjects. I also enjoyed how each chapter not only had literature on things like "what the vampire thinks vs. what he says", but it also has charts, and diagrams. There are also different types of quizzes you can take to find out things like is your guy vampire, goth, gamer or emo.

This book is a lot of fun especially when you are hanging out with your friends and going through it taking the quizzes. If you want to find your vampire dream boat this book will help you out.

So What Did You Think Of
The Vampire is Just Not That Into You?

Happy Reading!


  1. This one looks cute. I'll keep it on my radar. Thanks for the rec :)

  2. Just the review is worth it. I'll have to keep a look out for it. I teach fifth grade, and vampires are all the rage.

  3. Haven't read this, but I saw it and might pick it up next time :) Great review.


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